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Great.

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Friday afternoon,
no one around...

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Levitation spell.

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Follow me.

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Heavy reading.

6
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It looked like your book bag

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was just floating behind you.

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[ Laughs]

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Wouldn'’t I love that.

10
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But I...

11
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All right, that'’s the
last time I buy minoxodil

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out of somebody'’s trunk.

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Giddyap.

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Oh, I need a horse.

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Hey, guess what?

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I was the 23rd caller
to the radio station

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and I won two tickets
to the Lisa loeb concert.

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You'’re kidding!

19
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I'’ve devoted my life

20
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to being the 23rd caller.

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But i'’m a purist... I
never use speed dial.

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You want to go?
They'’re great seats.

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You mean we can
actually see the band?

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I can'’t. Why?

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I went out twice last week

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and I promised my aunts

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i'’d stay in and do
some schoolwork.

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It'’s not like I have a lot.

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The seats are right
next to the speakers.

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Oh, man! That'’s where
the fights usually break out.

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Never puts anything away...

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Leaves mail everywhere...

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I Don'’t want to know.

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You need something?

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You in a better mood?

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I'’m just irritated with hilda.

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Sometimes I feel like i'’m
living with a small child...

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Except this child can
reach the high cabinets.

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You know, maybe
you should talk to her.

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And I think it would be
best if I wasn'’t around.

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And amazingly enough

42
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Harvey is willing to take
me away to a concert.

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You want to know the
time... Friday at 9:00.

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Weren'’t you staying
home to work this weekend?

45
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Possibly.

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You said you had
a lot of work to do.

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You'’re paraphrasing, but yes.

48
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And didn'’t you promise

49
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not to even ask permission
to go somewhere?

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That aunt hilda'’s
a real pain, huh?

51
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I went to a bad movie and
a 99 cent store with Valerie

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and for that I have to
miss a free concert?

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I'’ll feel sorry for you tonight

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when i'’m sleeping in my
wicker basket by those paint cans.

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Where does aunt Zelda get off
holding me to what I agreed to?

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What is that famous expression?

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"If at first you Don'’t
succeed, try another aunt."

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That doesn'’t sound honest.

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You want honest, or
do you want to go out

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and bleed from your ears

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with Harvey?

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Lose something?

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My mind, possibly.

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I bought a new pair of shoes.

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I left them on this table for
ten seconds, and they'’re gone.

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They didn'’t walk
off by themselves

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but in this house,
it could happen.

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I know what happened.

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Zelda.

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She'’s a compulsive neat freak.

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Back during the plague,
she used to get upset

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if people didn'’t leave
their dead in neat, tidy rows.

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Speaking of neat, Harvey won

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these incredible
concert tickets.

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Wow! I thought I
should ask permission.

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You know my
motto: Life'’s short...

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Wait a minute.

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Did you talk to "the
queen of clean" about this?

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Aunt Zelda?

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Well, sort of.

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She was busy complaining
about how messy you are.

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That woman.

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I'’ll bet she said no.

84
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No. She did not say no.

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Well, then, note your
exits and bring me a t-shirt.

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All right! Thanks, aunt hilda.

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[ Lisa loeb'’s "I do" playing]

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Can you hear?

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What?

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Can you hear?

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I only brought a dollar!

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What? ♪ you can'’t
hear it, but I do... ♪

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Harvey: Good night, Sabrina!

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[ Car horn honking]

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Sabrina...

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Still up?

97
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I'’ll take that as a yes.

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Who brewed the storm?

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Hey, how was the concert?

100
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You knew she was going?

101
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Yeah. I told her
that she could go.

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Should I not have?

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You said she didn'’t say no.

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Which was true.

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Technically.

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I see what happened here.

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You didn'’t like my answer

108
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so you went behind my
back to my irresponsible sister.

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What?

110
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I am just as
responsible as you are.

111
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Hey, i'’m trying to sleep.

112
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Why can'’t you act
like a normal family

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and argue on the front lawn?

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If you were really responsible

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Sabrina would not have
gone to that concert.

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If you weren'’t a
stick-in-the-mud

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she wouldn'’t have
had to come to me.

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I'’m stuck in the mud

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because of your mess.

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Door!

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[ Slamming]

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Thanks.

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I was just going to get that.

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So, if there'’s no new business

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then that concludes this meeting

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of the science club.

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Oh! Uh... uh... I know this is

128
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non-science club business

129
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but I was just wondering...

130
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My parents are going
away for the weekend

131
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and, you know, we
have that big-screen TV

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and the indoor pool...

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Empty-house party!

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[ All clamoring]

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Great! Why can'’t
gordy'’s parents

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have a couples therapy
weekend when i'’m notgrounded.

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Hey, did you hear
about gordy'’s party?

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I bet the cops will
be there before 10:00.

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I can'’t go.

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You haveto go.

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You'’ll have nothing in common

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with the entire student
body if you Don'’t.

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I mean...

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I'’ll still like you

145
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but I Don'’t think
we'’ll have anything

146
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to talk about.

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No!

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Oh, but everyone'’s going.

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I even think the
custodial staff is coming.

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No. No fun.

151
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This isn'’t fun. It'’s
a matter of survival.

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If I Don'’t go

153
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i'’ll be president of the
geeks anonymous...

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Only I won'’t be anonymous.

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Then I hope god
grants you the Serenity

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to know that my answer is
something you can'’t change.

157
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So you went home during lunch?

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Your aunt hilda'’s
still saying no?

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Now she'’s moved on

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to "no way" and "ask again
and you'’ll never see sunlight."

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Hi, Harvey.

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Sabrina, I heard
Ellen Healy can'’t go

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to the party either

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so she'’s transferring
to another school.

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It'’s just a dumb party!

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Right. And new year'’s Eve, 1999

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will be just another
night of hats and horns.

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But Don'’t worry.

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I'’ll be there to keep
Harvey company.

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This party will be so
big, she'’ll never find me.

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[ Stomps foot]

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Zelda: Where is
my carbolic acid?

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[ Sighs]

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Hilda.

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I can'’t ask aunt Zelda
to let me go to that party.

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Do it.

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Do it!

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Okay, i'’m going in.

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Aunt Zelda?

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Yes?

181
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I'’ll make this quick.

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Uh, the president of the
science club is having a...

183
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Wh-what?

184
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The science club.

185
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Oh.

186
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I love the science club.

187
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I wish your aunt hilda
had had more science.

188
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I think it makes a
person organized.

189
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Oh, well, I tried to talk
to her about this, but...

190
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She grew distracted
by something shiny?

191
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That'’s a good one, aunt Zelda.

192
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You'’re pretty funny.

193
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Well, you can tell me.

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I love science.

195
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Okay, well, um,
see, this Saturday

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the science club is
having a special...

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Meeting?

198
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Yes.

199
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People will be meeting.

200
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Well, you go, then.

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Women and science,
Sabrina... That'’s the future.

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You go

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and be the brightest one there.

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Um...

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Okay!

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[ Rock music blaring]

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Aren'’t you glad you
didn'’t miss this party?

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What?

209
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Hello, Sabrina.

210
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I'’m sorry. I'’m so sorry.

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But before you ground me again

212
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I think you should know

213
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that the trend these days

214
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is to factor in time served.

215
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What will you do to me?

216
00:08:08,275 --> 00:08:10,172
Under the circumstances...

217
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The only thing we can do.

218
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You'’re throwing me out?

219
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No. I'’m moving out.

220
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This is a very odd punishment.

221
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You guys can'’t split up.

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Look what'’s happened.

223
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We'’re not good
parents together.

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This is all my fault.

225
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Nonsense. You'’re just
one of a multitude of things

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we disagree on.

227
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I'’ve already picked
out a lovely townhouse.

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I loathe townhouses.

229
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See? We even disagree on that.

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You'’ll come and stay
with me this weekend.

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Well, see you, zeldy.

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Bye, hildy.

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I can'’t believe this happened.

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I can'’t believe you tricked me

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into letting you
go to that party.

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Well, you know, now
that aunt hilda'’s gone

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why Don'’t we just
blame it all on her

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and call it a night?

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[ Half-hearted giggle]

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00:09:08,034 --> 00:09:10,275
Welcome to chez hilda.

241
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It didn'’t look like
this when I moved in.

242
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I did a little
remodeling with magic.

243
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You areaware this looks
exactly like aunt Zelda'’s place?

244
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It'’s the exact opposite.

245
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Plus, I added a doily.

246
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I hate it.

247
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I'’ll show you your room.

248
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How can you?
It'’s just like home.

249
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'’cause I hate change

250
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and it smells like
sweat and spit.

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That'’s you.

252
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Oh.

253
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Oh, hi. Hey.

254
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What are you doing here?

255
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Just checking out your new digs.

256
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Can'’t quiz you
if I can'’t find you.

257
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Mind if I use your shower?

258
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Go ahead.

259
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Just Don'’t use my razor again.

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Hurry up and unpack.

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I'’ll take you to school

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and then i'’ll get
ready for the party.

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Party?

264
00:09:53,379 --> 00:09:54,379
Yeah.

265
00:09:54,413 --> 00:09:55,862
I'’m having a housewarming.

266
00:09:55,931 --> 00:09:58,655
I'’ll need to zap in chips,
decorations, guests...

267
00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:00,793
I'’d better go make a list.

268
00:10:00,862 --> 00:10:04,310
Don'’t forget the quinine water.

269
00:10:04,379 --> 00:10:05,482
A fun party.

270
00:10:05,551 --> 00:10:07,965
Could this get any worse?

271
00:10:08,034 --> 00:10:09,448
Sure, it'’s a little weird

272
00:10:09,517 --> 00:10:12,689
but, you know, moving between
two houses has its upside.

273
00:10:12,758 --> 00:10:14,310
I hear travel broadens you.

274
00:10:14,379 --> 00:10:16,482
[ Sobbing]

275
00:10:16,551 --> 00:10:19,206
I'’m a latchkey kitty.

276
00:10:19,275 --> 00:10:21,689
[ Blowing nose]

277
00:10:23,965 --> 00:10:25,103
Hey.

278
00:10:25,172 --> 00:10:26,620
Hey, that'’s my lunch!

279
00:10:26,689 --> 00:10:28,068
I have a message for you:

280
00:10:28,137 --> 00:10:30,965
You'’re summoned to a
meeting of the witches'’ council.

281
00:10:31,034 --> 00:10:32,896
I wanted to run an idea by you:

282
00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:35,000
Reserved seating
in the cafeteria

283
00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:38,137
but... here'’s the best
part... Only for cheerleaders.

284
00:10:38,206 --> 00:10:40,413
Now? But i'’m at...

285
00:10:40,482 --> 00:10:42,206
[ Echoing]: School!

286
00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:43,310
Fascinating.

287
00:10:43,379 --> 00:10:45,275
I'’ll have to get
back to you on that.

288
00:10:57,620 --> 00:11:00,413
My ex-wife is behind this.

289
00:11:00,482 --> 00:11:02,103
I just know it.

290
00:11:04,551 --> 00:11:06,000
Why am I here?

291
00:11:06,068 --> 00:11:08,000
Oh, parking ticket? Beheading?

292
00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:09,068
I didn'’t ask.

293
00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:10,862
This custody hearing regarding

294
00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:13,241
Sabrina spellman
will come to order.

295
00:11:13,310 --> 00:11:14,448
I'’m already in custody.

296
00:11:14,517 --> 00:11:16,241
My parents turned
my witch training

297
00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:18,448
over to my two aunts,
and I live with them.

298
00:11:18,517 --> 00:11:19,586
Your aunts are kaput.

299
00:11:19,655 --> 00:11:21,965
The witches'’ council
insists you reside

300
00:11:22,034 --> 00:11:23,379
in only one household.

301
00:11:23,448 --> 00:11:24,000
Why?

302
00:11:24,068 --> 00:11:25,655
Check...

303
00:11:25,724 --> 00:11:27,172
Article 12, section 15.

304
00:11:27,241 --> 00:11:29,034
Because you say so?

305
00:11:29,103 --> 00:11:30,310
Now, you have to choose

306
00:11:30,379 --> 00:11:32,137
which aunt you
wish to live with.

307
00:11:32,206 --> 00:11:33,862
This choice

308
00:11:33,931 --> 00:11:36,862
will affect the rest of
your life, so choose wisely.

309
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,241
Who'’s it going to be?

310
00:11:39,310 --> 00:11:41,862
You want me to decide now?

311
00:11:41,931 --> 00:11:43,689
You'’ve lived with
them over a year.

312
00:11:43,758 --> 00:11:45,379
You must have a favorite by now.

313
00:11:45,448 --> 00:11:46,448
So, spill it.

314
00:11:46,482 --> 00:11:47,482
I got a squash game.

315
00:11:47,551 --> 00:11:49,344
I love them both.

316
00:11:49,413 --> 00:11:50,931
This is a court of law.

317
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,379
This is not a greeting
card company.

318
00:11:54,413 --> 00:11:56,517
We'’ll reconvene later

319
00:11:56,586 --> 00:11:58,000
for your decision.

320
00:12:00,310 --> 00:12:01,620
Ready?

321
00:12:01,689 --> 00:12:02,586
You'’re going down!

322
00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:03,931
Come on! Come on!

323
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,310
Well, come on, then.

324
00:12:05,379 --> 00:12:07,000
Oh, that'’s it? No help?

325
00:12:07,068 --> 00:12:09,551
I hope you both get...

326
00:12:09,620 --> 00:12:11,551
Squash elbow!

327
00:12:12,724 --> 00:12:15,137
[ Soft classical music playing]

328
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,655
[ Upbeat rock music playing]

329
00:12:24,724 --> 00:12:26,275
Whoo!

330
00:12:27,482 --> 00:12:30,379
[ Soft classical music playing]

331
00:12:30,448 --> 00:12:31,758
That'’s...

332
00:12:35,413 --> 00:12:37,655
[ Upbeat rock music playing]

333
00:12:39,137 --> 00:12:40,379
Whoo!

334
00:12:42,689 --> 00:12:45,068
[ Soft classical music playing]

335
00:12:52,448 --> 00:12:55,172
[ Upbeat rock music playing]

336
00:12:59,206 --> 00:13:02,172
[ Soft classical music playing]

337
00:13:08,724 --> 00:13:11,103
[ Upbeat rock music playing]

338
00:13:17,793 --> 00:13:19,034
So, Sabrina, I trust

339
00:13:19,103 --> 00:13:20,379
you'’ve made up your mind

340
00:13:20,448 --> 00:13:21,586
which aunt to live with.

341
00:13:21,655 --> 00:13:22,793
I can'’t decide.

342
00:13:22,862 --> 00:13:25,172
We'’ll just have to
forget the whole thing.

343
00:13:25,241 --> 00:13:27,172
We should Grant
you a "what if" spell.

344
00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:28,137
What'’s a "what if"?

345
00:13:28,206 --> 00:13:29,137
It allows you

346
00:13:29,206 --> 00:13:30,620
to look into the future

347
00:13:30,689 --> 00:13:32,862
and see what might
happen if, say...

348
00:13:32,931 --> 00:13:36,793
You never brushed your
teeth, or if dogs took shorthand.

349
00:13:36,862 --> 00:13:37,689
I see.

350
00:13:37,758 --> 00:13:39,379
Like what if Keenan and kel

351
00:13:39,448 --> 00:13:40,448
won the lottery?

352
00:13:43,137 --> 00:13:45,413
Where did you put the ticket?!

353
00:13:45,482 --> 00:13:48,000
What are you doing?!

354
00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:48,862
I got hungry.

355
00:13:48,931 --> 00:13:50,689
Keep looking!

356
00:13:52,827 --> 00:13:55,931
Ooh! Oh! Oh, uh, yes!

357
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,620
Hey, kel! Kel, man,
I found the ticket!

358
00:13:58,689 --> 00:14:02,310
[ Scatting]

359
00:14:02,379 --> 00:14:05,655
Hey, kel! Man, I found the ti...

360
00:14:05,724 --> 00:14:07,000
[ Sobbing]

361
00:14:07,068 --> 00:14:09,275
Bite?

362
00:14:09,344 --> 00:14:11,206
Okay, let me try a "what if."

363
00:14:11,275 --> 00:14:12,344
Uh, what if...?

364
00:14:12,413 --> 00:14:13,482
Excuse me.

365
00:14:13,551 --> 00:14:14,965
This is the remote.

366
00:14:15,034 --> 00:14:16,413
We'’ve gone digital.

367
00:14:18,724 --> 00:14:20,275
Okay, let me try again.

368
00:14:20,344 --> 00:14:23,172
Uh, what if I went to
live with aunt hilda?

369
00:14:28,448 --> 00:14:30,379
Harvey! Hey, grab some wheels

370
00:14:30,448 --> 00:14:31,586
out of the dining room.

371
00:14:31,655 --> 00:14:33,344
Let'’s mountain
bike up the stairs.

372
00:14:33,413 --> 00:14:34,551
No, thanks.

373
00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:36,655
I just wondered what
happened to you.

374
00:14:36,724 --> 00:14:38,758
We were supposed
to get married, right?

375
00:14:38,827 --> 00:14:39,931
I figured you forgot.

376
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:40,931
No, no, no.

377
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,379
You gave me a license to sign.

378
00:14:43,448 --> 00:14:45,689
It'’s around here somewhere.

379
00:14:48,206 --> 00:14:49,137
Oh, here it is.

380
00:14:49,206 --> 00:14:50,379
Sorry about the gum.

381
00:14:50,448 --> 00:14:51,965
It'’s not too late, is it?

382
00:14:52,034 --> 00:14:54,206
Yeah. I gave you
that three years ago.

383
00:14:54,275 --> 00:14:56,103
Man, i'’m so disorganized.

384
00:14:56,172 --> 00:14:57,793
Well, you'’re here now.

385
00:14:57,862 --> 00:14:59,310
Let me grab my coat.

386
00:14:59,379 --> 00:15:00,379
Sabrina

387
00:15:00,413 --> 00:15:01,413
i'’ve moved on.

388
00:15:01,482 --> 00:15:03,000
I married someone else.

389
00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,310
And you didn'’t call?

390
00:15:04,379 --> 00:15:05,379
I did.

391
00:15:05,413 --> 00:15:06,965
You told me you'’d call me back

392
00:15:07,034 --> 00:15:09,000
after you finished
your game of Tetris.

393
00:15:09,068 --> 00:15:10,000
How'’s that going?

394
00:15:10,068 --> 00:15:10,758
Mmm.

395
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:11,931
I came here because

396
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,689
I wanted you to meet my wife.

397
00:15:13,758 --> 00:15:15,000
Honey?

398
00:15:15,896 --> 00:15:16,896
[ Shrieking]

399
00:15:16,931 --> 00:15:18,206
All right.

400
00:15:18,275 --> 00:15:19,827
She'’s alive.

401
00:15:20,689 --> 00:15:21,793
Can we go now?

402
00:15:21,862 --> 00:15:23,344
You want to meet

403
00:15:23,413 --> 00:15:24,413
our little one?

404
00:15:26,517 --> 00:15:27,655
Ew!

405
00:15:29,827 --> 00:15:31,275
I Don'’t think I need to see

406
00:15:31,344 --> 00:15:33,517
what would happen
if I choose aunt Zelda.

407
00:15:33,586 --> 00:15:35,586
Let'’s assume it'’d
be better than that.

408
00:15:35,655 --> 00:15:37,172
Never assume.

409
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,137
Two parts citric acid

410
00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:42,034
one part noodles...

411
00:15:42,103 --> 00:15:43,103
Sabrina?

412
00:15:43,137 --> 00:15:44,137
Come on in, Libby.

413
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,758
I'’ve come for my weekly supply

414
00:15:48,827 --> 00:15:50,551
of your anti-aging cream.

415
00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:52,620
Sure. Here you go.

416
00:15:52,689 --> 00:15:53,965
What do you say?

417
00:15:54,034 --> 00:15:55,793
Sabrina'’s the best.

418
00:15:55,862 --> 00:15:57,034
I'’m a freak.

419
00:15:57,103 --> 00:15:59,931
Okay, i'’m helping mankind

420
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,793
and keeping Libby
on a short leash.

421
00:16:01,862 --> 00:16:03,448
There'’s more.

422
00:16:03,517 --> 00:16:05,517
Kraft: Sabrina!

423
00:16:05,586 --> 00:16:07,344
Come in, Mr. Kraft.

424
00:16:07,413 --> 00:16:11,241
I'’ve come for my weekly
jar of anti-aging cream.

425
00:16:11,310 --> 00:16:12,793
Here you go.

426
00:16:12,862 --> 00:16:17,379
Thanks so much for letting
me be a part of your experiment

427
00:16:17,448 --> 00:16:20,068
but now, you be
honest with me now.

428
00:16:20,137 --> 00:16:22,827
I'’m in the placebo
group, aren'’t I?

429
00:16:22,896 --> 00:16:23,827
Not necessarily.

430
00:16:23,896 --> 00:16:25,793
You could be part of group "c."

431
00:16:25,862 --> 00:16:27,586
They'’re getting aging cream.

432
00:16:27,655 --> 00:16:28,793
But probably not.

433
00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:30,655
If you were, you'’d
have suffered

434
00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:31,896
some loss of hearing.

435
00:16:31,965 --> 00:16:33,655
Oh, thank you very much.

436
00:16:33,724 --> 00:16:35,379
I just got these shoes.

437
00:16:35,448 --> 00:16:36,448
Okay, well...

438
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:37,655
See you next week.

439
00:16:37,724 --> 00:16:38,724
Hopefully.

440
00:16:38,793 --> 00:16:41,000
Say hi to Sabrina
if you see her.

441
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:43,137
So, my science is going well

442
00:16:43,206 --> 00:16:44,379
but i'’m still alone.

443
00:16:44,448 --> 00:16:46,413
Harvey: Sabrina, could
you hand me my book

444
00:16:46,482 --> 00:16:47,413
if you'’re not busy?

445
00:16:47,482 --> 00:16:48,896
Harvey and I are together!

446
00:16:48,965 --> 00:16:50,931
I'’m definitely
voting for aunt Zelda.

447
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,206
No problem, honey.

448
00:16:55,758 --> 00:16:58,827
You know, as soon as I finish
these next 49 experiments

449
00:16:58,896 --> 00:17:00,758
i'’m going to find
out not just how

450
00:17:00,827 --> 00:17:02,068
but why you dissolved.

451
00:17:02,137 --> 00:17:04,103
No rush, but I would
like to be let out

452
00:17:04,172 --> 00:17:05,655
of the anti-aging experiment.

453
00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:06,448
Why?

454
00:17:06,517 --> 00:17:07,517
Because I think

455
00:17:07,551 --> 00:17:08,827
it'’s keeping me alive.

456
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:11,310
You'’ve seen both scenarios.

457
00:17:11,379 --> 00:17:13,655
What is your decision?

458
00:17:13,724 --> 00:17:16,448
I definitely Don'’t want to
live with Keenan and kel.

459
00:17:17,586 --> 00:17:18,689
I Don'’t know.

460
00:17:18,758 --> 00:17:19,931
I'’ll give you one day

461
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,034
but that'’s it.

462
00:17:21,103 --> 00:17:23,172
If you haven'’t made
a decision by then

463
00:17:23,241 --> 00:17:25,000
i'’ll be forced to pick for you.

464
00:17:25,068 --> 00:17:27,551
And i'’m thinking orphanage.

465
00:17:29,655 --> 00:17:31,482
Salem, I can'’t just choose one!

466
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,793
I have to find a way

467
00:17:32,862 --> 00:17:35,862
to get aunt hilda and
aunt Zelda back together.

468
00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:38,551
Is there a spell that
would force them

469
00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:39,793
to share a spleen?

470
00:17:39,862 --> 00:17:41,620
Okay. How about
if I find something

471
00:17:41,689 --> 00:17:44,448
that they both love and
Cherish and put it in danger?

472
00:17:44,517 --> 00:17:47,172
What are you going to do to me?

473
00:17:47,241 --> 00:17:48,172
Not you.

474
00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:49,137
Me.

475
00:17:49,206 --> 00:17:50,310
Oh, thank goodness.

476
00:17:50,379 --> 00:17:51,862
But I amwilling to help.

477
00:17:51,931 --> 00:17:53,827
I could push you
down the stairs.

478
00:17:55,379 --> 00:17:57,275
Aunt hilda?!

479
00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:59,620
Aunt hilda, I think
I might be sick.

480
00:17:59,689 --> 00:18:00,862
That makes two of us.

481
00:18:00,931 --> 00:18:02,379
Oh, let'’s get you to Zelda.

482
00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:04,586
Crisis management
is not my strong suit.

483
00:18:04,655 --> 00:18:07,413
Do you mind riding in the back?

484
00:18:07,482 --> 00:18:09,655
Well, the good news is, no lice.

485
00:18:09,724 --> 00:18:13,689
The bad news: Not even enough
hair for a decent comb-over.

486
00:18:13,758 --> 00:18:15,896
Aunt hilda, will
you stay the night?

487
00:18:15,965 --> 00:18:16,862
Yes, honey.

488
00:18:16,931 --> 00:18:18,551
Do you mind, Zelda?

489
00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:19,896
Oh, not at all.

490
00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:21,172
I'’d appreciate it.

491
00:18:21,241 --> 00:18:23,793
I'’m going to go make
you some nice noodle soup.

492
00:18:23,862 --> 00:18:26,137
I put that under
"c" for chicken.

493
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:27,931
Or was it "p" for poultry?

494
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,103
I'’d better help.

495
00:18:30,482 --> 00:18:31,896
Salem, it'’s working.

496
00:18:31,965 --> 00:18:34,517
They'’ll be back
together in no time.

497
00:18:34,586 --> 00:18:37,379
I'’ve been sizing up
their spleens just in case.

498
00:18:37,448 --> 00:18:40,172
Zelda: Thank you
for coming so quickly.

499
00:18:40,241 --> 00:18:41,689
We need a specialist.

500
00:18:41,758 --> 00:18:44,068
Oh, no, they called the doctor!

501
00:18:44,137 --> 00:18:47,448
I was against this
plan from the beginning.

502
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:49,379
I thought she was a specialist.

503
00:18:49,448 --> 00:18:51,689
Hilda: She is... a
specialist in hairdressing.

504
00:18:51,758 --> 00:18:52,862
She thinks you have

505
00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:54,620
a follicle problem.

506
00:18:54,689 --> 00:18:56,482
I think my brain
might be sweating.

507
00:18:59,034 --> 00:19:00,896
Ah!

508
00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:02,551
Are we in

509
00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:03,896
the neighborhood?

510
00:19:03,965 --> 00:19:05,344
No! It'’s horrible!

511
00:19:05,413 --> 00:19:08,068
Oh, well, listen, Don'’t worry.

512
00:19:08,137 --> 00:19:10,241
It can be fixed.

513
00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:11,103
Listen...

514
00:19:11,172 --> 00:19:12,241
I'’m going to need

515
00:19:12,310 --> 00:19:14,482
a bucket of ice, some
antiseptic ointment

516
00:19:14,551 --> 00:19:16,931
and I need Sabrina
to sign a release form.

517
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,689
And, uh, why Don'’t
you turn up the stereo.

518
00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:21,551
It helps drown out the screams.

519
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,034
Stop! I can fix it myself!

520
00:19:23,103 --> 00:19:24,103
Would restraints help?

521
00:19:24,172 --> 00:19:25,000
It was a spell!

522
00:19:25,068 --> 00:19:26,137
I was just trying

523
00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:27,793
to get you guys back together

524
00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:30,137
because I Don'’t like
us not being a family.

525
00:19:30,206 --> 00:19:31,344
You did what?!

526
00:19:31,413 --> 00:19:32,724
Look, if I were sick

527
00:19:32,793 --> 00:19:35,275
could I do this?

528
00:19:35,344 --> 00:19:36,344
[ Laughing]

529
00:19:36,379 --> 00:19:38,137
Okay, so i'’m no Ken Berry.

530
00:19:38,206 --> 00:19:40,413
Sabrina, we have a
confession to make.

531
00:19:40,482 --> 00:19:42,000
We didn'’t really split up.

532
00:19:42,068 --> 00:19:44,310
You live in two different
houses because...?

533
00:19:44,379 --> 00:19:46,758
We pretended to split
up to help you learn

534
00:19:46,827 --> 00:19:48,862
that we'’re better
parents as a unit.

535
00:19:48,931 --> 00:19:51,241
You shouldn'’t pit us
against one another.

536
00:19:51,310 --> 00:19:53,241
You couldn'’t tell
me this because...

537
00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:54,862
We did, and you responded

538
00:19:54,931 --> 00:19:57,517
by sneaking off to
the science club party.

539
00:19:57,586 --> 00:19:59,413
I have no response
for that because...

540
00:19:59,482 --> 00:20:00,551
You know we'’re right.

541
00:20:00,620 --> 00:20:01,689
But why did

542
00:20:01,758 --> 00:20:03,724
the cat have to suffer, huh?

543
00:20:03,793 --> 00:20:04,862
[ Sobbing]

544
00:20:04,931 --> 00:20:06,965
Wait. This couldn'’t
have been a ruse.

545
00:20:07,034 --> 00:20:09,241
I was called before
the witches'’ council.

546
00:20:11,103 --> 00:20:12,896
And we were happy to help.

547
00:20:12,965 --> 00:20:16,689
It'’s been a slow month, and
i'’ve got teenagers at home.

548
00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,586
Your full-service organization.

549
00:20:18,655 --> 00:20:20,137
And now, if you'’ll excuse me

550
00:20:20,206 --> 00:20:22,172
i'’ve got to go
deal with a little boy

551
00:20:22,241 --> 00:20:23,931
who won'’t wash behind his ears.

552
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,724
This time, I get
to be a matador.

553
00:20:28,413 --> 00:20:31,034
Well, i'’ve certainly
learned my lesson.

554
00:20:31,103 --> 00:20:34,448
But are we all aware
that he did not fix my hair?

555
00:20:34,517 --> 00:20:37,137
And now aren'’t you
glad you'’re grounded?

556
00:20:37,206 --> 00:20:38,793
[ Giggles]

557
00:20:41,344 --> 00:20:43,344
Thanks for returning
Sabrina'’s book.

558
00:20:43,413 --> 00:20:44,413
It'’s kind of funny.

559
00:20:44,482 --> 00:20:46,034
My grandmother'’s
been wanting me

560
00:20:46,103 --> 00:20:47,103
to see someone.

561
00:20:47,137 --> 00:20:48,965
I'’m sure you'’ll
meet someone nice

562
00:20:49,034 --> 00:20:50,379
when you least expect it.

563
00:20:50,448 --> 00:20:52,862
No. This is "see
someone" as in psychiatrist.

564
00:20:52,931 --> 00:20:54,586
Admittedly, I have been seeing

565
00:20:54,655 --> 00:20:56,000
quite a few strange things

566
00:20:56,068 --> 00:20:57,000
here and there.

567
00:20:57,068 --> 00:20:58,103
Mostly here.

568
00:20:58,172 --> 00:21:00,931
I Don'’t know what
you'’re referring to.

569
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,827
Well, strange sparkly things

570
00:21:02,896 --> 00:21:05,586
and paper dissolving
and staircase slides

571
00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:08,000
and a townhouse
that looks identical

572
00:21:08,068 --> 00:21:09,551
to this victorian home.

573
00:21:09,620 --> 00:21:11,551
Oh, you Don'’t
need a psychiatrist.

574
00:21:11,620 --> 00:21:14,310
You just have a wonderfully
active imagination.

575
00:21:14,379 --> 00:21:15,586
You probably feel so free

576
00:21:15,655 --> 00:21:17,034
to let yourself go around us

577
00:21:17,103 --> 00:21:19,103
because we'’re so
relaxed and comforting.

578
00:21:19,172 --> 00:21:20,241
And normal.

579
00:21:20,310 --> 00:21:21,344
Good. We'’re normal.

580
00:21:21,413 --> 00:21:23,000
Sabrina: Quit
complaining, Salem.

581
00:21:23,068 --> 00:21:24,137
I think you look cute.

582
00:21:24,206 --> 00:21:26,344
Hilda: Anything else?

583
00:21:26,413 --> 00:21:30,655
Uh... no. No.

584
00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:32,724
I'’m not happy.

585
00:21:32,793 --> 00:21:35,172
[ Creaking]